18+++ one liners

• Our love will never become cold and hollow unless, one day, you refuse to swallow.

• What is pure Hindi name of Condom??
Rubber ki Chiknai yukt Prajanan virodhak mardana Ling ki topi.

• Blonde: I think my tits are full of water.
Doctor: How do u figure that?
Blonde: Everytime a guy squeezes them my pussy gets wet

• A man was fucking a nurse. She shouts: Aah it's painful.
Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I don't hv hole, I'm putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts

• Latest product in the market: George Bush condoms ideal for fuckers who dont know when to pull out

• Q: Who's senior: Penis or Vagina?
A: Vagina, because penis always stands up in its honour.

• Sex poetry: It's not the length, it's not the size, it's not how many times u can make it rise. It's not how well it fits, but how late it spits

• Skoda recently launched a new car model LAURA. All drivers are having a tough time when theor Memsahibs say: Driver Laura Nikalo!

• Kamra khushboo naal sajai baithe han, bed te navi chaddar bichayee baithe han,
Saadi deewangi tan dekho ohna ne raati auna hai te asi duphar de hi condom charai baithe han

• The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only three men made appointments and, of those, one came on the bus and the other two missed the tube.

• Q: What's a birth control pill?
A: It's the second best thing a woman can put in her mouth to prevent pregnancy.

• Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman's body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pussy?

• Q: What's difference between cricketers n condoms?
A: Cricketers drop the catches n condoms catch the drops!

• A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your resume despite years of experience and a number of refrences!

• Wishing you a seductive & wonderful day licked by luv & penetrated by heavenly graces & may all your misfortunes be ejaculated!

• If u have two balls between ur legs it means u r man.
If u have have four, it does not means that u r superman, iska matlab aapki koi ga#d mar raha hai.

• Bio teacher: Girls, the size of a penis should be 6 inches for successful penetration.
Girl: Mam, how about 9 inches?
Teacher: I was talking of necessity not luxury.

• All medicines have Side effects, only VIAGARA has Front effect.

• Q: What is the definition of "burning love"?
A: It's when at night you reach out for the Vaseline gel and pick up Vicks Vaporub by mistake.

• Q: What is the height of shock?
A: When you are having sex with a pregnant woman & suddenly a hand grabs your dick from inside!
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