Sunday 29 April, 2007

For 100% success..

A small truth to make our Life 100% successful..........
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26

Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%

L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%

(None of them makes 100%)
...............................
Then what makes 100%
Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!
Leadership? ...... NO!!!!

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our "ATTITUDE".
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%  

--
*Gandhi..SSSanjaiGandhi*
     --Break the Rule-
Its None of my Business What you Think of Me.

கவிதை

வேலை தேடினேன்
உடனே கிடைத்தது...
என்னைத் தொலைத்துவிட்டேன்
இன்னும் தேடுகிறேன்...


இப்படி யாராவது எழுதி இருக்காங்களா?

~சஞ்சய்காந்தி~
break the rule

Wednesday 25 April, 2007

Which is better

Just think which is better?

Dad used to give us a measly Rs. 20/- per month, in that we were not only
able to eat stomachs fill, but we were able to save too!!!
Now we earn a sum of 20K, we have no idea where it goes, let alone saving
it!!
Which was better, the former or the latter???

6 subjects per year, 6 different teachers!
One project since we joined and just one manager!!
Which was better, the former or the latter???

We used to make notes; we used to study for ranks!!
Now we scan thru our mails; we struggle for our ratings!!!
Which was better, the former or the latter???

We have still not forgotten the people in the next section!!!
Now we don't even know who sits in the next cubicle!!!
Which was better, the former or the latter???

After getting back from a tiring play, we used to do our home work!!
Now who knows/cares about home; all we do is just work!!!
Which was better, the former or the latter???

We knew our history and economics!!
Now let alone reading books, we don't even catch up with the daily news!!!
Which was better, the former or the latter???

We had an aim in life; behind our backs we had our teachers!!
Now we have no idea about the future nor do we find any one who would tell us
anything!!!
Now just ask yourself, which was better, the former or the latter???


--
*Gandhi..SSSanjaiGandhi*
     Its None of my Business What you Think of Me.

Tuesday 24 April, 2007

Today's Quest...

Would You Invest A Quarter To Get A Dollar?

One hour of planning can save you at least four hours of hard work. The more
time you invest in thinking through your projects the more you'll accomplish
in the long run.
Invest your time in planning, before you spend it on acting.

Today's Quest...
What's the cost of taking the time to plan? What are the savings when you
eliminate a mistake in advance?
For which activities today can you plan ahead, and thereby save time in the
long run?
What needs to be done today to prevent an emergency in the future?

"The beginning is the most important part of the work."
~ Plato

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        Gandhi..SSSanjaiGandhi
     Its None of my Business What you Think of Me.

Saturday 21 April, 2007

தீவிரமாக யோசிப்போர் சங்கம் (எங்களுக்கு வேறு எங்கும் கிளைகள் கிடையாது)

செருப்பு இல்லாம நாம நடக்கலாம்
ஆனா,
நாம இல்லாம செருப்பு நடக்க முடியாது .

- தீவிரமாக யோசிப்போர் சங்கம் (எங்களுக்கு வேறு எங்கும் கிளைகள் கிடையாது )

இட்லி மாவை வச்சு இட்லி போடலாம்.
சப்பாத்தி மாவை வச்சு சப்பாத்தி போடலாம்.
ஆனா ,
கடலை மாவை வச்சு கடலை போட முடியுமா?
- ராவெல்லாம் முழ்ச்சு கெடந்து யோசிப்போர் சங்கம்

என்னதான் மனுசனுக்கு வீடு , வாசல் , காடு, கரைன்னு எல்லாம் இருந்தாலும் ,
ரயிலேறனும்னா ,
ஃப்ளாட்பாரத்துக்கு வந்துதான் ஆகனும் . இதுதான் வாழ்க்கை .
பஸ் ஸ்டாப் கிட்ட வெய்ட் பண்ணா பஸ்ஸு வரும் .
ஆனா ,
ஃபுல் ஸ்டாப் கிட்ட வெய்ட் பண்ணா ஃபுல்லு வருமா ?
நல்லா யோசிங்க ! குவாட்டர் கூட வராது !!!


என்னதான்
பொண்ணுங்க பைக் ஓட்டினாலும் ,
ஹீரோ ஹோன்டா, ஹீரோயின் ஹோன்டா ஆய்டாது !!
அதேமாதிரி,
என்னதான் பசங்க வெண்டைக்காய் சாப்பிட்டாலும் ,
லேடீஸ் ஃபிங்கர், ஜென்ட்ஸ் ஃபிங்கர் ஆய்டாது !!!

டிசம்பர் 31 க்கும்,
ஜனவரி 1க்கும்
ஒரு நாள்தான் வித்தியாசம்.
ஆனால்,
ஜனவரி 1க்கும் ,
டிசம்பர் 31 க்கும்,
ஒரு வருசம் வித்தியாசம்.
இதுதான் உலகம் .


பஸ்
ஸ்டாண்ட்ல பஸ் நிக்கும் .
ஆட்டோ ஸ்டாண்ட்ல ஆட்டோ நிக்கும் .
சைக்கிள் ஸ்டாண்ட்ல சைக்கிள் நிக்கும் .
ஆனா ...
கொசுவத்தி ஸ்டாண்ட்ல கொசு நிக்குமா ??
யோசிக்கனும்...!!
 

தத்துவம் 1:

இஞ்ஜினியரிங் காலேஜ்ல படிச்சா இஞ்ஜினியர் ஆகலாம் .
ஆனா
பிரசிடன்சி காலேஜ்ல படிச்சா பிரசிடன்ட் ஆக முடியுமா ?

தத்துவம் 2:

ஆட்டோக்கு ' ஆட்டோ'ன்னு பேர் இருந்தாலும்,
மேன்யுவலாத்தான்
டிரைவ் பண்ண முடியும் .

தத்துவம் 3:

தூக்க மருந்து சாப்பிட்டா தூக்கம் வரும் ,
ஆனா
இருமல் மருந்து சாப்பிட்டா இருமல் வராது !

( என்ன கொடுமை சார் இது!?!)

தத்துவம் 4:

வாழை மரம் தார் போடும் ,
ஆனா
அதை வச்சு ரோடு போட முடியாது !

( ஹலோ! ஹலோ!!!!)

தத்துவம் 5:

பல்வலி வந்தால் பல்லை புடுங்கலாம் ,
ஆனா கால்வலி வந்தால் காலை புடுங்க முடியுமா?
இல்லை தலைவலி வந்தால் தலையைதான் புடுங்க முடியுமா ?

( டேய்! எங்க இருந்துடா கிளம்புறீங்க?!)

தத்துவம் 6:

லாஸ்ட் பட் நாட் லீஸ்ட் ...
சன்டே அன்னைக்கு சண்டை போட முடியும்,
அதுக்காக,
மன்டே அன்னைக்கு மண்டைய போட முடியுமா?

( ஐயோ! ஐயோ!! ஐயோ!!! காப்பாத்துங்க!!!)


பில்
கேட்ஸோட பையனா இருந்தாலும் ,
கழித்தல் கணக்கு போடும்போது,
கடன் வாங்கித்தான் ஆகனும் .


கொலுசு
போட்டா சத்தம் வரும் .
ஆனா,
சத்தம் போட்ட கொலுசு வருமா?


பேக்
வீல் எவ்வளவு ஸ்பீடா போனாலும்,
ஃப்ரன்ட் வீல முந்த முடியாது.
இதுதான் உலகம்
 

T Nagar போனா டீ வாங்கலாம்.
ஆனால்
விருது நகர் போனா விருது வாங்க முடியுமா ?


என்னதான்
பெரிய
வீரனா இருந்தாலும் ,
வெயில் அடிச்சா,
திருப்பி அடிக்க முடியாது .

 
இளநீர்லயும்
தண்ணி இருக்கு ,
பூமிலயும் தண்ணி இருக்கு.
அதுக்காக,
இளநீர்ல போர் போடவும் முடியாது,
பூமில ஸ்ட்ரா போட்டு உரியவும் முடியாது.


உங்கள்
உடம்பில்
கோடிக்கணக்கான
செல்கள் இருந்தாலும் ,
ஒரு செல்லில் கூட
ஸிம் கார்ட் போட்டு பேச முடியாது .


ஓடுற
எலி வாலை புடிச்சா
நீ ' கிங்'கு
ஆனா ...
தூங்குற புலி வாலை மிதிச்சா
உனக்கு சங்கு.


நிக்கிற
பஸ்ஸுக்கு முன்னாடி ஓடலாம்
ஆனா
ஒடுற பஸ்ஸுக்கு முன்னாடி நிக்க முடியாது .


வண்டி
இல்லாமல் டயர் ஓடும் .
ஆனால்...
டயர் இல்லாமல் வண்டி ஓடுமா?


இது
மல்லாக்க படுத்துகிட்டு யோசிக்க வேண்டிய விஷயம்.
சைக்கிள் ஓட்டுறது சைக்கிளிங்னா , ட்ரெய்ன் ஓட்டுறது ட்ரெய்னிங்கா? இல்ல பிளேன் ஓட்டுறது பிளானிங்கா?
என்னதான்
நீ புது மாடல் மொபைல் வச்சிருந்தாலும்

மெஸேஜ்
Forwardதான் பண்ண முடியும்,
Rewind
லாம் பண்ண முடியாது .

"Tea"க்கும் "Cofee"க்கும் என்ன வித்தியாசம்?
"Tea" ஒரு "e" இருக்கும் . "Coffee" 2 "e" இருக்கும்
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Weekend Reading : The Emperor and The Seed


The Emperor and The Seed:



An emperor in the Far East was growing old and knew it was time to choose his
successor. Instead of choosing one of his assistants or his children, he
decided something different. He called young people in the kingdom together
one day. He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next
emperor. I have decided to choose one of you."

The kids were shocked! But the emperor continued. "I am going to give each
one of you a seed today. One very special seed. I want you to plant the seed,
water it and come back here after one year from today with what you have
grown from this one seed. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and
the one I choose will be the next emperor!"

One boy named Ling was there that day and he, like the others, received a
seed. He went home and excitedly told his mother the story. She helped him
get a pot and planting soil, and he planted the seed and watered it
carefully. Every day he would water it and watch to see if it had grown.
After about three weeks, some of the other youths began to talk about their
seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.

Ling kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew. 3 weeks, 4 weeks, 5 weeks
went by. Still nothing. By now, others were talking about their plants but
Ling didn't have a plant, and he felt like a failure. Six months went by,
still nothing in Ling's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed.

Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing. Ling didn't say
anything to his friends, however. He just kept waiting for his seed to grow.

A year finally went by and all the youths of the kingdom brought their plants
to the emperor for inspection. Ling told his mother that he wasn't going to
take an empty pot. But honest about what happened, Ling felt sick to his
stomach, but he knew his mother was right. He took his empty pot to the
palace. When Ling arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by
the other youths. They were beautiful in all shapes and sizes. Ling put his
empty pot on the floor and many of the other kinds laughed at him. A few felt
sorry for him and just said, "Hey nice try."

When the emperor arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted the young people.
Ling just tried to hide in the back. "What great plants, trees and flowers
you have grown," said the emperor. "Today, one of you will be appointed the
next emperor!" All of a sudden, the emperor spotted Ling at the back of the
room with his empty pot. He ordered his guards to bring him to the front.
Ling was terrified. "The emperor knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me
killed!"

When Ling got to the front, the Emperor asked his name. "My name is Ling," he
replied. All the kids were laughing and making fun of him. The emperor asked
everyone to quiet down. He looked at Ling, and then announced to the crowd,
"Behold your new emperor! His name is Ling!" Ling couldn't believe it. Ling
couldn't even grow his seed. How could he be the new emperor?

Then the emperor said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone here a seed. I
told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today.
But I gave you all boiled seeds, which would not grow. All of you, except
Ling, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the
seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you.
Ling was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my
seed in it. Therefore, he is the one who will be the new emperor!"

If you plant honesty, you will reap trust.
If you plant goodness, you will reap friends.
If you plant humility, you will reap greatness.
If you plant perseverance, you will reap victory.
If you plant consideration, you will reap harmony.
If you plant hard work, you will reap success.
If you plant forgiveness, you will reap reconciliation.
If you plant openness, you will reap intimacy.
If you plant patience, you will reap improvements.
If you plant faith, you will reap miracles.

But
If you plant dishonesty, you will reap distrust.
If you plant selfishness, you will reap loneliness.
If you plant pride, you will reap destruction.
If you plant envy, you will reap trouble.
If you plant laziness, you will reap stagnation.
If you plant bitterness, you will reap isolation.
If you plant greed, you will reap loss.
If you plant gossip, you will reap enemies.
If you plant worries, you will reap wrinkles.
If you plant sin, you will reap guilt.

So be careful what you plant now, It will determine what you will reap
tomorrow, The seeds you now scatter, Will make life worse or better, your
life or the ones who will come after. Yes, someday, you will enjoy the
fruits, or you will pay for the choices you plant today.

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Unsolicited calls

How often do you get a call and hear a lilting voice say, "Hi! I am Pooja
calling from XYZ bank. Sir, we are offering free platinum credit card to our
customers. Are you interested?" (uttered in a single breath) And you think,
"Oh no, not again!" You politely (or rudely) reply, "Sorry, I am not
interested." And the conversation ends there. But imagine a reply that
frustrates the caller with your witty response. I have some cool ideas for
making these unsolicited calls a pleasant experience. My friends and I have
applied these ideas and we have derived immense pleasure from such pranks. We
have frustrated them more than the other way round.

First caller:

Girl: Hello Sir, this is Pooja calling from Country Club.
Me: Hi Pooja!
Girl: Sir, we are offering life time Country Club membership for Rs.1.5 lakh
only!
Me: Wow, what an offer! Only 1.5 lakh! How come so cheap?
Girl: Sir, I am not joking (with a chuckle).
Me: Neither me. You know, one of my friends already has Club Mahindra
membership at Rs.1.5 lakh per year. Do you have any concession on group
booking? I think we have around 8 people in my team.
Girl: Sir, along with this, you will get 2 air tickets to Goa absolutely
free!
Me: Free? I mean after becoming a member, isn't it?
Girl: We are also offering 8/6 site in Tumkur.
Me: What should I do with that site?
Girl: You know Sir, if you have more people in your group, you can have a
farm house there ...
Me: ... where we can enjoy our retired life (continuing from where she left)
Girl: I am not joking, Sir!
Me: Who said that you are joking? Seriously Madam, I am serious. (can't
control my loud laughter this time)
Girl: Ok Sir, I think you are not interested.
And she hangs up.

Second caller:

Girl: Hi Sir, this is Pooja calling from ICICI Bank.
Me: Oh, Pooja, nice to hear your voice!
Girl: (amused by reaction) Sir, we are offering home loans for 12% interest.
Me: Oh, is that so? It's good, but I have an offer from another bank which is
giving home loan for only 2% interest!
Girl: Only 2% interest?
Me: Yeah, it's only 2%, seriously.
Girl: Which bank, Sir? I do not think any bank is offering at this interest
rate.


Me: (lowering my voice) I can't tell you, you know it's a private bank!
Girl: No Sir, it's not possible. If that's the case, then, I'm also
interested.
Me: If you want to know the name of the bank, give your mobile number or
e-mail ID as I cannot disclose this information over phone. I am bound not to
disclose the details.
Girl: Okay.
She disconnects the call.

Third caller:

Girl: Hello Sir, I am Pooja calling from ...
Me: (interrupting her) Hang on for a moment ... (taking my time) ...Okay
let's play "Kaun Banega Crorepati"* with... sorry, I forgot your name?
Girl: Sorry ...
Me: What's your name, Madam? Am I speaking in an alien language?
Girl: Pooja
Me: Audience, we have Pooja on our hot seat. Let's play "Kaun Banega
Crorepati" with Pooja. (of course, mimicking Big B's accent)
Here is the first question to Pooja for 1,000 rupees on your computer screen.
(adding standard KBC music)
Which bank you are calling from? a) ICICI (b) HDFC (c) Deutsche (d) Others
Girl: Funny (light laugh)...Okay, I am calling from HDFC.
Me: Computer, please lock (b) HDFC ...And yes (b) HDFC is the right answer.
You have won 1,000 rupees!
Girl: Sir, are you interested in ... (again interruption by me)
Me: (my own voice) Aren't you enjoying it? I think YES (switching back to Big
B voice again) Ready for another question? And here goes the second question
for 2,000 rupees on your computer screen. What is the reason behind your call
to me?
(a) Credit/debit card (b) Home loan/personal loan (c) Mutual fund (d) Others
Girl: Okay, it's enough. Are you interested in free Gold Credit Card offered
by us?
Me: Oh no, wrong answer. Sorry Poojaji, I already have credit card from
ICICI. I have been telling the participants that whenever you have doubt in
mind, go for the life lines. And you have not used any of your life lines.
What a pity!
She hangs up. (as expected)

If you are already following my examples, then you are welcome to share your
experiences and ideas. Otherwise try it once - it's certainly worth a try.

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Wednesday 18 April, 2007

Minal Panchal ScrapBook..

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Tuesday 17 April, 2007

DE-MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS

De-Motivational Posters

Tired of inspiration posters in your office that urge you to do things the company wants you to do? Here are some that are not what the boss had in mind!


























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Monday 16 April, 2007

Chinese call centre


Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone.You can speak to me. Who is this?
Caller : I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator : Look, if no onewas injured and no onewas sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Ree.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree ..
Caller: Oh ......God!!! !
 
hope u gt a tremendous experience..
 
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Brain Damaging Habits

 BRAIN DAMAGING HABITS


1. No Breakfast

People who do not take breakfast are going to have a lower blood sugar level.
This leads to an insufficient supply of nutrients to the brain causing brain degeneration.


2. Overeating

It causes hardening of the brain arteries, leading to a decrease in mental power.


3. Smoking

It causes multiple brain shrinkage and may lead to Alzheimer disease.


4. High Sugar consumption

Too much sugar will interrupt the absorption of proteins and nutrients causingmalnutrition and may interfere with brain development.


5. Air Pollution

The brain is the largest oxygen consumer in our body. Inhaling polluted air decreases the supply of oxygen to the brain, bringing about a decrease in brain efficiency.


6. Sleep Deprivation

Sleep allows our brain to rest. Long term deprivation from sleep will accelerate the death of brain cells.

7. Head covered while sleeping

Sleeping with the head covered, increases the concentration of carbon dioxide and decrease concentration of oxygen that may lead to brain damaging effects.


8. Working your brain during illness

Working hard or studying with sickness may lead to a decrease in effectiveness of the brain as well as damage the brain.


9. Lacking in stimulating thoughts

Thinking is the best way to train our brain, lacking in brain stimulation thoughts may cause brain shrinkage.


10. Talking Rarely

Intellectual conversations will promote the efficiency of the brain

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The main causes of liver damage are:


1.
Sleeping too late and waking up too late are main cause.
2.
Not urinating in the morning.
3.
Too much eating.
4.
Skipping breakfast.
5. Consuming too much medication.
6.
Consuming too much preservatives, additives, food coloring , and artificial sweetener.
7. Consuming unhealthy cooking oil. As much as possible
reduce cooking oil use when frying, which includes even the best cooking oils like olive oil. Do not consume fried foods when you are tired, except if the body is very fit.
8.
Consuming raw (overly done) foods also add to the burden of liver.
Veggies should be eaten raw or cooked 3-5 parts. Fried veggies should be finished in one sitting, do not store.


We should prevent this without necessarily spending more. We just have to adopt a good daily lifestyle and eating habits. Maintaining good eating habits and time condition are very important for our bodies to absorb and get rid of unnecessary chemicals according to "schedule."



Because :


Evening at 9 - 11
PM : is the time for eliminating unnecessary/toxic chemicals (detoxification) from the antibody system (lymph nodes). This time duration should be spent by relaxing or listening to music. If during this time a housewife is still in an unrelaxed state such as washing the dishes or monitoring children doing their homework, this will have a negative impact on health.

Evening at 11pm - 1 am :
is the detoxification process in the liver, and ideally should be done in a deep sleep state.

Early morning 1 - 3 am :
detoxification process in the gall, also ideally done in a deep sleep state.
Early morning 3 - 5 am :
detoxification in the lungs. Therefore there will sometimes be a severe cough for cough sufferers during this time. Since the detoxification process had reached the respiratory tract, there is no need to take cough medicine so as not to interfere with toxin removal process.
Morning 5 - 7am :
detoxification in the colon, you should empty your bowel.

Morning 7 - 9 am :
absorption of nutrients in the small intestine, you should be having breakfast at this time. Breakfast should be earlier, before 6:30 am , for those who are sick. Breakfast before 7:30 am is very beneficial to those wanting to stay fit. Those who always skip breakfast, they should change their habits, and it is still better to eat breakfast late until 9 - 10 am rather than no meal at all.

Sleeping so late and waking up too late will disrupt the process of removing unnecessary chemicals. Aside from that, midnight to
4:00 am is the time when the bone marrow produces blood. Therefore, have a good sleep and don't sleep late.




DO TAKE CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH.................


AND PASS THIS TO ALL WHOM YOU LOVE & CARE FOR .....................

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