Corporate stmt Meaning.. (Really true)

I am sure; you guys would have come across many of these statements during
the appraisal discussion



Identify the situation:


             1."We  will do it" means" You will do it"


              2."You have done a great job" means"  More work to be given
to you"



             3."We are  working on it" means" We have not yet started
working on the  same"



             4."Tomorrow  first thing in the morning" means" Its not
getting done  "At least not tomorrow!".



              5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views"
means" I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"


             6."There was a  slight miscommunication" means" We had
actually lied"



             7."Lets  call a meeting and discuss" means" I have no time
now, will talk  later"



             8."We can  always do it" means" We actually cannot do the same
on time"


              9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight
extension  of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot

deliver on time."



              10."We had slight differences of opinion "means" We had
actually fought"


              11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I
can help  you" means" Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"



              12."You should have told me earlier" means" Well even if  you
told me earlier that would have made hardly any  difference!"


             13."We need to  find out the real reason" means" Well I will
tell you where your fault is"



              14."Well Family is important, your leave is always granted.
Just ensure that the work is not affected," means," Well you know..."


              15."We are a team," means," I am not the only one to  be
blamed"



              16."That's actually a good  question" means "I do not know
anything about it"



              17."All the Best" means" You are in  trouble"


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