Wednesday, 14 February 2007

A letter to Ex-Girl Friend

A letter to Ex

-Girl Friend

Dear Monisha,

Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when

you receive this letter I believe you might have selected a

new boy friend and started enjoying your dating dating.

Every very lovers need needs to struggle a bit to get a b boy friend or

oy girl friend.

Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got another

girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love love,

from all my past experience experiences I have learned a lot.

When the love blossom blossoms everyone starts writing love

letter letters, you know very well , well… I have written many love

letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is

not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it's a time

consuming work work, I , In order to avoid all this I need all my

lover letters back so that I can put correcto corrector and send to

r my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don't

have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.

Another thing nother MON MONISHA, SHA, I have given you one cute

photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you know

better that this i is the only photo I look very s cute &

handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my

very first love.

And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have

spend l lot of monies ot for impressing you , I am attaching

a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the

earliest earliest.

The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool

Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs.

Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile

2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand

Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven

Hundred and Eight Rupees).

Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend

these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if

you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to

take these packs in half prices. Please lease calculate the value

of pack packs left over and deduct it from the above statement

s of account account.

I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around

4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy

friend and your photo so that you can give to y your new

our BF.

Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during

our dates, I don't think you have got any expenditure

during these dates, I have seen many time that you

always forget your purse when it comes to pay pay.

Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at

the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6

th th love

affair with Subil Subil.

Your Ex Ex-lover ….

Manaasu

manaasu @ hotmail.com
 

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